Who Would Win? Bellydancer v Bellydancer?

 As well as women fighting I also like watching women bellydancing. 

Well, as long as they have big tits anyway. 

I can't be the only red-blooded male who wants to see a couple of  

buxom Arab bellydancers get into a proper hairpulling, rollaround brawl?

So with that in mind let's introduce today's contestants.

In the Blue Corner, the Big, Bad, Buxom Egyptian.

In the Red Corner, we present the Armenian Boob-Queen

Now picture both women stalking each other across the dance-floor, hips and boobs shaking, 

the whole time edging closer and closer while the tension builds. 

Finally Pardis and Safinar are toe-to toe and boob to boobs.

 Then the music stops and  they launch themselves at each other in a spitting snarling fury,.

Who would win?

Ukraine's Got Talented Mud Wrestlers.

 Foreign TV seems a lot more interesting than British. Can you imagine something like this appearing on our screens?   It's also worth noting that the girls involved are clearly not putting on a slip & giggle show but really going for it! 

Russian Mud Wrestling (борьба в грязи)

If you want to discover a whole new realm of female fight clips, here's a very simple tip for you. Go to Google Translate, enter  "Mud wrestling" and run through a few different languages. Then search for whatever comes up.

  The Russian for Mud Wrestling is " борьба в грязи". Here's a few clips I found.

Photoshoot Punchouts.

  There are clearly some people working in the magazine and advertising industries that understand the appeal of two beautiful women battling it out. Why else would there be so many photoshoots depicting models gloved up and going at it?  

Squaring Up.

  Sometimes fighters just lay into each other but sometimes you get that wonderful moment when two women are staring each other down before the battle. Looking into the other woman's eyes and letting her know you're ready for whatever she's got.
  Here's some pictures I've found over the years.

Catfight Comic Covers

 A sure-fire way for a comic to get my attention is to have two fit women  scrapping on the cover. 

Here's a few I've found over the years. 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

   

 

Who Would Win? Mom V Mom

Here we have two mature aged women, who may well be somebody's mother, swimsuited and booted, ready to accept any challenge. Who do you think would win?

Topless Wrestling Edwardian Style

The idea that men might be interested in watching two women fight has been around for a while. Supposedly the Greeks and Romans enjoyed getting slave girls to battle it out. Historians have yet to confirm this.

What we can confirm is that in the days of Victoria and Edward there was enough of a market for postcard producers to put out things like this:

Apartment Wrestling Pictures

Here's some apartment wrestling pics I found in various places around the internet. Where possible I will give the names.

  Pam Ward v Connie Sanchez

  Unknown youngsters

 Uschi Digard pins Pam McGivern

Unknown - Possibly European 1960s

Annie Owens forces unknown opponent to submit.