Catfight: Carmen Jones

  A short catfight from the all-black remake of Carmen. The lovely Dorothy Dandridge has a hairpulling set-to with her older, heavier rival before defeating her with inventive use of props.
   

Cafe 27 Pudding Wrestling

A good little scrap from May this year. 

Beach Wrestling Should be An Olympic Sport

 Especially if the outfits were like this.

African Catfights

 I've been looking through old DVD-roms just to see what I had and found all sorts of odds and ends - promos from companies that have gone bust, amateur clips that have been deleted from Youtube, stuff harvested from the much-missed Killertube - and some of it ended up on this blog.

 Basically, if it's got tits in it, it's going here rather than Youtube.

This catfight clip is from a Yahoo group (What happened to them anyway. Are any still active?) and is promoting catfights by half-naked African women.

How to make a great mud wrestling video.

There is a lot of mud wrestling videos on Youtube. Even if you filter out the ones reposted time and time again, there's still plenty of content to wade through. Some of it is more really good, some of it isn't.

So Lord Mccoy is here to give you budding Mud Wrestling (or oil, or pudding, or tapioca, whatever)  film makers a few tips and pointers.

1. Lighting.
Get some. You could have Kate Upton and Abigail Ratchford fighting in your pit but if it's lit by somebody's cellphone, you're wasting my time, your time and their time.

 If you're holding your event in a nightclub then there's even less excuse for badly lit action. You have lights.Point some at the damn ring.

2. Keep the crowd back
 Yes, I know all your frat buddies want to get a good look at the two hotties rolling around in the jello but make them stay out of the way of the camera. You want people to be able to see the fight, not the crowd.

3. Closer is better.
  There are people out there who will apparently film a mud fight from the other side of the field. I honestly can't see the point.

4. Picture quality. 
It's 2015. There's no reason for anybody to be filming in potato quality. Buy a decent camera.

5. Hold your camera the right way up. 
 Just so you know, if you post a video in vertical mode, like this:

Then I hope ninjas break into your house and steal everything you own.

If you post a video like this:

Then you should not be allowed to film anything ever again. It takes all of ten minutes to find and install  cheap editing software and another ten to rotate your video. If you can't be bothered to do this, then I can't be bothered to watch your video.

6. Make the ring a decent size. 
 You want the girls to be free to move.  So putting them in a paddling pool designed for 5 year olds is just stupid.

This is good. Plenty of room to move and if you want to have a Battle Royal, you have the room to do so.

  This is Ok

Seriously...why did you even bother?

The next few are all personal preferences. You may or may not agree with them. 

7. Clothing.  

 Try and get your girls to wear something suitable. And by suitable I mean "Bikinis"

Swimsuits are acceptable. Underwear is OK, especially if it's thongs and if you somehow managed to talk two girls into wrestling topless then nobody is going to complain. But good luck getting that video to stay on Youtube.

 What's not ok. Jeans. Shorts. Jean shorts. Baggy t-shirts. A full skirt and blouse combo.

I can't speak for anybody else but I if see one of the fighters wearing her  work clothes into the ring then I click on to the next vid.  Let me demonstrate.

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And lastly.

 8. Make it competitive.
Nobody wants to see anybody get hurt in the ring but at the same time,  two girls smearing mud on each others faces while giggling does not constitute "Mud wrestling."
 There should be a winner, a loser and some definite effort involved. Something like this:

 Now get out there and make some videos. Best of luck

Wrestling At A Water park

Two Japanese women wrestlers have a match in front of the bemused clientele of a water park.

 

Wet Bikini Wrestling

Two girls in bikinis rolling about, covered in oil. My idea of a perfect night out.

Family Guy Oil Wrestling

A typical Family Guy throwaway scene sees two bikini clad shoppers get into a fight. 

Jello Wrestling Match Gone Wrong

An amateur jello wrestling match goes awry when one of the girls loses her temper. The original is on Youtube but the uploader unaccountably filmed it sideways, so this has been fixed.  

German Women Boxing Nude.

Another clip from the vanished Munich Wildcats site in which an older German woman punishes her young rival. Maybe they are mother and daughter?

Lesbian Heavyweight Wrestling

The Heavyweight Oil Wrestling Final from Lezathlon 2015. The competitors are wearing more clothing than usual but it is a very intense match and both ladies are clearly out to win.

Teacher v Student Topless Fight

While looking through some old clips gathered from across the Net, I found a clip from defunct German producers Munich wildcats that seemed to match up with another two from equally defunct site Zoff-Tv.

 The story seems to be as follows: A strict PE teacher  provokes a mutiny in her pupils who forcibly remove her clothes and stick her in the ring with the girl she was mistreating for some topless boxing, followed by a topless catfight.

"Why not stitch them together" I said to myself, and after playing about with Videopad for a bit, the end result can be seen below.

Catfight - Kitty And The Bagman

This Aussie drama sees young wife Kitty take up a post as hostess in an semi-reputable drinking establishment. Eventually she  has a major falling out with the proprietress and a roll-around catfight kicks off.

Older fans may recognise the bigger woman as Val Lehman, star of  Prisoner: Cell Block H and no stranger to fisticuffs.

Russian Bikini Beach Wrestling

Two Russian girls compete in a Beach Wrestling Competition. 

As an additional bonus, they're both wearing bikinis.

Freestyle Wrestling Done Right

In theory women's freestyle wrestling ought to be right up my street. It's two fit young women grappling on a mat, after all. I just have a big problem with the horrible singlets the girls have to wear.
 This Japanese clip (year unknown) from a bygone wrestling tournament offers a much more pleasing option.

Although now I come to think of it, at the original Olympics the Greeks used to wrestle naked... 

This is edited from a longer Youtube clip that I can't seem to find anymore.   

Underbelly Topless Fistfight

  A clip from the Aussie crime drama "Underbelly" set in the 1930s. When two rival hookers have a turf dispute they agree to settle matters in the back room, stripped to the waist in a vicious fistfight.

Anime Pool Catfight

This is from the anime Weather Report Girl 2. Two rival, highly competitive, weathergirls run into each other at the public pool and agree to a race. It doesn't take long for one to resort to blatant fouling, at which point things degenerate into an underwater brawl.

Heavyweight Boxing Brawl

  What was supposed to be a boxing match between roller derby girls Deetox and Red Rocker turns into an out and out brawl that frequently tumbles into the audience.
   Not the sexiest outfits you'll ever see but you get two big women really going for it.

Heavyweight Women Boxing

Aquathlon - Underwater Wrestling

Aquathlon is an unusual Combat Sport invented in the Russia, originally as a way of training navy divers in underwater self-defence. Two competitors, each wearing a tag around one ankle,  dive to the bottom of a swimming pool. The first person to remove his/her opponent's tag and reach the surface is the winner.

So far Aquathlon has yet to catch on outside Russia and the Ukraine which is a pity because anything that features young women grappling in onepiece swimsuits deserves more attention.

This is a compilation of clips and a slightly different version to the one I have on Youtube.

Since creating that video I found some more clips so here's a little bonus. 

Topless German Oil Wrestling

German video site Myvideo.de is worth checking out as a source of catfight material. Among other things, it is not as prudish as Youtube when it comes to bare tits.  Here's an example.


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